drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

socialteen:

succes is like pregnancy. everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it

meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

opensore:

how about instead of using nigga and faggot we just use old sport

nicevagina:

let me just slip in to something more comfortable

like your vagina

cyberbullier:

let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly